Shahrukh Khan in ‘Islamic’ trouble: Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham


The BADSHAH of Bollywood is in trouble for blasphemy. He has been accused to have listed Prophet Mohammed as one of the most unimpressive personalities in history. Moreover he has bracketed the Prophet along with Adolf Hitler and Winston Churchill. If the case is proved, Khan could go to jail for three years, according to police source.

Just the other day Newsweek magazine named him one of the 50 most powerful people in the world.

The celluloid BAAZIGAAR, indulged by his success in SWADES and PARDES, became so DEEWANA, that CHALTE CHALTE, without any DARR, he made some comments on Islam and the Prophet. 

RAM JANE, why he did so! It may remain a PAHELI forever. 

Perhaps he overestimated his filmy JOSH and SHAKTI: THE POWER and thus got carried away. “MAIN HOON NA”, he must have thought. The poor guy did not even think of the ANJAAM – forgot the likes of Rushdie and Tasleema. 

Now some people have got offended. 

He istrying hard to clarify to his religious SAATHIYA that HUM TUMHARE HAIN SANAM. He claimed that his comments to a magazine were misinterpreted due to a “writing error” and that he had named the Prophet among the most impressive personalities in history.

“YES BOSS, main IDIOT hoon! Mera DIL TO PAGAL HAIN! Mere batein DIL SE maat lena!” 

What else can he do? Better to behave like a PAGLA, when ZAMANA DEEWANA hai. 

Who wants to be a DUSHMAN DUNIYA KA, specially of the Islamic duniya? 

When you cross Islam even the DON has to worry whether KAL HO NA HO. 



From now onwards, RAJU BAN GAYA GENTLEMAN. 

OM SHANTI OM!!!!!!!!!!